so mwenye kichwa herein known as MK a.k.a me... went for the vagina monologues at carnie jana.... and as usual being the skeptic that i am... thought now really WHAT could you possibly tell me about the va-jay-jay that I dont already know... late bloomer and all... what!? I was gobsmacked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
especially the short movie after that!!! JESUUUUUUUUUU!!!! yaaani watuuuu!!! rape is real and rife!!!! jichungeni!!! and always pray to whichever deity you pray to... ni mu-hime!!(pronounced MOO-HAIM)
today am upset as hell!! with SO... (May I remind you I'm praying for patience this week? I realised, I may appear humble and may believe i am HOWEVER, I realised... I judge people in my head alot... blame it on being in sales for the last 5 years... I will SASS.YOU.OUT in my little head before i decide if you are worth sharing myO2... outwardly though I will smile and be poilte but passively listen to what you have to say.... I need to change that!
gosh!!! so long story short... we have talked at length about alining those tyres and that damned battery(Its an 1000tareweight vehicle).... AT LENGTH ya'll.... did he do it...? NOT!!! why? he forgot.... situation Carnie... after the V.monologues... car refuse to start... DO NOT CALL HIM(Becasue I will go off on him in perfect queens english! (ps:when I'm upset as hell, I will go off on you in perfect english no sheng, no swa, nutsin! and a few choice french words side bar: I am praying for patience end side bar:)
anyho... being the mechanic that i am.. (thank you pops) i fixed the batt and trooped on home(MAD AS HELL!!!) I refuse to speak with him right now... I know, childish of me right? dude! go take a dump, I dont care!
So am going to see me pops today, he has summoned me... I wonder what he wants to speak about... we have a wierd relationship this our family... at sonme point growing up, we had the happy on the outside fight on the inside kind of situation... If only those outsiders knew...lol we WAS FRAUDSTERS!!!! and had perfected the art... ok back to wondering...
Whats for dinner: Seeing as I am going to see my pops... I'm presuming sandwiches and tea? awesome!!